Hailie Deanne River

Hailie River is an aerospace engineering major enrolled in a government-sponsored military research program at an extremely prestigious university, with a minor in fashion design. She apparently has a best friend known as "Addie" who's majoring in Psychology and still owes her a cookie. Hailie is also an honorary Thymus Rex.

Hailie's History
Hailie babbles so much it's a wonder she doesn't pull a Forrest Gump on anyone crazy enough to say hello to her. For that reason not much is known about her childhood or anything, but ask and you shall receive. You were warned, though.

Pre-Warehouse
More to come.

Post-Warehouse
Hailie's first visit to the warehouse was very eventful and exciting, but then again, lint is exciting to Hay, so that's not saying much. She was proven to be almost obnoxiously go-with-the-flow, withstanding Legion's peeping up her skirt and biting her ankle, meeting a blind green guy, and acting totally oblivious to Wily Cadence's less-than-kind mannerisms throughout their conversation.

Following visits involved a remote-controlled scale model of a potential military aircraft, pondering Canadia, learning that cupids are just reject storkbabies, discovering Pokemon, and imitating a plane complete with vroom noises. She was also present for the not-prom that was thrown at the warehouse in the stead of the Gaia Prom event, where she met Alan Briar. It's hard to tell if she's aware of his feelings or not, given her obfuscating stupidity, but given her personality she'd probably say yes if he asked her out.

Recently, she was confirmed by Justin Thyme to be an honorary Thymus Rex. Hide your children.

Hailie's Personality
The way Hay acts is predictable in an unpredictable way -- she says some pretty batshit things, but there's a method somewhere in that madness and presumably there's always been a method. Only time will tell~

Pre-Warehouse
More to come.

Post-Warehouse
Hailie is an infinite white hole of sheer energy and dumb statements (cupid storkbabies and joking being a man among them), but she's extremely friendly (extremely friendly) and it's questionable if she even has the capacity to be seriously angry or sad. She can be overbearing (understatement) but chances are you could totally go off your rocker and snap at her and she'd be totally fine and go on to chitter-chatter with the next thing that's even remotely conscious. Though a total ditz, Hay is nice and easy to befriend, so if you need someone to talk to, she's your girl. As long as you don't mind the uh, slightly cuckoo claims she makes sometimes.

OOC
Hailie's posting style is actually modeled off of Britt's and utilizes way more emotes than any other of Cee's characters. Naturally this makes her kind of hard to get into at times. Sorry Britt.